"I’m six cans in and I have zero buzz!!  WTF!"  Steve F.

"Had no idea there wasn’t alcohol in these!  I wasn’t ready to find out that my husband isn’t funny or charming."   Charlotte S.

"So, you’re telling me that I’m just a bad driver."   Jim B.

"My husband just told me that Somersalt is non-alcoholic.  Thanks for ruining my excuse for my behavior last night."   Bill H.

"Just left HR because it was reported that I was drinking on the job.  Tried to explain that Somersalt doesn’t have booze in it and general incompetence was to blame."  Jenny T.

"How am I supposed to forget my problems with this crap!"  Ben M.

"I like laying on the sofa and eating pizza, but after a night of Somersalt I want to go do things.  This sucks."  Gwen W.

"I guess I hate nightclubs now.  Thanks a lot, Somersalt."  Richard B.

"It turns out I’m not a fan of my internal monologue."  Cindy D.